The Porn Of The Future

By donning a pair of goofy computer goggles, Man has taken the tenuous first steps away from his corporeal world. Though he may not realize it, he has begun to trudge towards the Techno-Nirvana. The Virtual valhalla, wherein digital bliss awaits us all. He no longer needs to be shackled to this arduous reality, or this Meat Sack he calls a body. No longer will he turn to the tyranny of the Television when he needs to escape existence.

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No longer will he have to watch porn on a SCREEN, like a goddamn CAVEMAN.

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Since time immemorial we have stood on the outside, looking in. Mankind has always watched his porn passively. He has always been removed from the equation, forced to carve horny heiroglyphics and stare at pussy on papyrus, at the gaping in the Gazonga Gazette. His only cunt came in Caches of hustler, his only vaginas trapped on VHS. or worse yet, in that skeevy theater on third street.

Even in this carnally karmic internet age, he could still only peruse pixels on a screen. Still an impartial observer, gawking at girls he will never truly know.

NO LONGER MUST MAN SUFFER FOR HIS SEXUAL DEVIANCE

Now, beautiful, virtual women cater to his every desire.

Now, he can be Part of the Porn.

VRTube is HERE.

Now, YOU can BE in the action.

(provided you are 18 years of age or older)

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